Maybe I should make this a serious sophisticated boat building site instead of the comedy of (t)errors it is. I could be renown. I coulda' been a contender. No, wait, that was Marlon Brando. I could be respected for my prowess, skills and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. No, wait, that was Superman. Oh, fooey, I yam what I yam. No, wait, that was Popeye. Crap, oh never mind.
The week: